The Lads
The Lads roll onto the fairways like they own the place—because, in their minds, they do. Inspired by the sharp-dressed, no-nonsense English gangsters of the 1920s, this squad plays golf with the same attitude they bring to the streets: calculated, fearless, and always a step ahead. With flat caps, tailored vests, and a knack for reading greens like a high-stakes poker game, they don’t just play—they run the course. Whether it's a friendly wager or a high-stakes tournament, one thing’s certain: The Lads don’t just aim to win—they aim to control the game.
James
James is the most blonde golfer on the course, with a sunny disposition and a laid-back attitude that matches his bright hair. His effortless style and cheerful vibe make him a fan favorite, always bringing positivity to every round.
Robert
Robert is a refined menace on the course, blending the unshakable poise of the British Empire with the hypnotic rhythm of his signature wiggle butt backswing. Every drive is a display of imperial precision and cheeky flair. Opponents may laugh—until they're six strokes behind.
Joe
Joe is making a big comeback on the golf course, returning stronger and more determined than ever. With a renewed focus and a drive to succeed, he’s showing everyone that it’s never too late to reclaim his place at the top.
James
Captain
Robert
Wiggle Butt
Joe
Jacob
Slender King
Jacob
Jacob is a rookie golfer known for his slim physique, but don’t let that fool you—his precision and focus on the course make him a rising star. Despite his stature, Jacob brings an impressive blend of skill and determination to every round.